Comments on: You’re Too Fat For An iPod Nano!

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

I think Apple have every right to take blame on fat people. Americans are way too fat to handle such a beautiful design as the iPod nano. So f##k….obese people die.

By: Brian's Belly

Brian's Belly — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

All we need to do is remove a few sausages from our pockets and we’ll be able to hold a nano AND those tiny headphones that are always falling out of our big ears.

By: G

Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

This is a fake news story. The cracking was blamed on the a vendor making inferior screens – not fat people.

By: Ronnie

Ronnie — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

I’ll just remove Apple from my diet!!

By: TRU FATASS

TRU FATASS — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

I have been contumplating suicide for quite some time now. I am 432 pounds light, and that would be “Obese.” I love music, and I also love sitting for extended periods of time when these two conflict, Its all I can take. So either I cam take the easy wat out, by jumping out my shower, or do the hard 12 step process, or taking it out of my pocket. Hmm…