Xbox 360 for Sex
December 9, 2005 by budda
Filed under Consoles and Video Gaming, Funny, Gadgets, Misc
As desperation sets in for the Christmas season, people rush around like headless chickens trying to bag hard to find presents, others are just resorting to selling themselves. How desperate can you be for a new XBox 360?
Rob at inomaly.com has been tracking the US classifieds website craigslist.org for adverts placed by the desperate or just plain sad.
They’re prepared to offer their body for sex to strangers in exchange for XBox Premium Packs in time for Christmas. I think this is an all time low for human desperation for video games!
Examples include:
“I am a 25y/o white male. straight but willing to do anything for a xbox 360 premuim package (the white box) please email me anyone m,f,both up for anything as long as i can get the system“
inomaly.com features a few of the ad’s snipped from craigslist before they expire.
Has anybody seen or heard of similar activity in the UK?
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I’ve got an Xbox 360, but strangely none of these offers appealed to me…
I can’t stretch to an Xbox 360 but i’ll swap my gameboy for a blowjob!!
Dude I Would Totally F##k Someone For an x-box!!!
Need an Xbox 360? Part Deux
It seems that people will go all-out to get an Xbox 360 in time for the holiday season. Inomaly has been tracking the ads placed on Craigslist and they are finding a number of people asking for sex in exchange…
I can’t belive how my Xbox is doing out there in the world. Look at all the things going on because of it. I didn’t want it this way. Honest.
My name is Leeroy Jenkins, I am a 32 year old African American circus midget. Due to being in a different town each and every night, I did not have time to reserve my Xbox 360. I would blow a disease ridden leper for a 360.
just remember
WWJD…..for a 360?
Dear Santa,
I really want an Xbox 360. I’ll do ANYTHING for one. I’ll kneel before you and bite the wide white worm. We could play “Hide the salami”. Hell, I’ll even do your reindeer. All at once. And your elves if I have too. Please consider my request. I WILL DO ANYTHING!!!
Signed,
Cronan
this is a sad day for human kind when we are reduced to a level lower than animals just to obtain a ridiculously overpriced gaming system which in my opinion failed to live up the expectations….
ohhh wait what the hell am i saying….. i was one of the thousands of people waiting out in the blistering cold and rain for about 5 hours just to get my hands on one on release date only come home and have it freeze about a zillion times… ohh well i the problem is fixed and i already sick of it…
by the way any hot blonde female who wants a hook up with a xbox360, used but working perfectly now please contact me at 1-212-555-3600 jk….. ;P
Get a life. Honestly. Do you really think in 6 months time you’re still gonna want one? It’s gonna be nothing but FPS and racing games. The fan and power supply!! What’s that about? You do know there are real people out there that you can talk to? X-box is gay. Revolution will kill. Ok maybe not, but PS3 will. Why do you need to have everything right now? Just wait til no-one wants one in about a year.