Don’t worry, it’s not exactly the mouse that’s literal–it’s the pad.
The Information Central Mouse Pad doesn’t lie about its being a mouse pad–it’s actually made of a pad of paper! The pad has sixty sheets of paper in all. Yes, those sixty sheets are REAL paper you can write on. And, if you want a clean sheet, just rip the top off and start anew. Since I constantly need paper beside my computer to jot notes down which I’d forget otherwise, I’m calling this invention quite brilliant.