Forget-me-not panties
Pushing the boundaries of usefulness with todays technology comes this special bit of underwear for your wife, girlfriend or teenage daughter.
Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) these special panties use the GPS network to send information about the panties location back to you!
These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature.
Crazy as it sounds, you make use of their patented mapping system, pantyMapî, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day. The technology is embedded into a piece of fabric so seamlessly she will never know it’s there!
Perfect for those who suspect that their other half may be playing away from home, or that their teenage daughter is currently getting down and dirty with some spotty scab.
if you’ve got an especially fussy girl you’ll be pleased to know they’re available in 4 styles, and start at just $99.99 for the basic panties. Sadly you’ll not be able to get your hands on any for another 30 days due to stock. Keep your eye on the offical panties website.
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this is a really dumb idea